Can you wish me a Happy Birthday please?

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Can you wish me a Happy Birthday please?
I made it! Im on th November tomorrow I was diagnosed with Aliens in my plumbing Bowel Cancer in and had months of chemo after op, then it came back and was discovered in both my lungs and my liver in September so I had another months of chemo, and now Ive just started another months of chemo. Im not fussed about the cancer, its a nuisance and in the way. My avatar says it all. I usually get about birthday cards, so this year it would be good to get here some can be jokes because were heavily into Tumour Humour in this household. But the main reason for this request is to make you all aware of the fact the Bowel Cancer may not have any symptoms I was Stage when I was diagnosed so get informed and go to Cancerbackup.org.uk they have a nurse you can e.mail if you are unsure or want advice, or Cancer Research UK or www.bowelcanceruk.org.uk they have a nurse you can speak to for advice if you are unsure no charge Best Wishes

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!brbrCongratulations on your fight against cancer, you sound like a very determined person!!brbrIm not particularly funny, but here are some comments that my friends likebrbrI saw six people beating up my headteacher Im in sixth form, and my mother asked me if I was going to help. I said quotNo. Six should be enough!quotbrbrPlan to be spontaneous tomorrow.brbrI was the kid next doors imaginary friendbrbrWhy has noone ever bothered to calculate the speed of dark?brbrSkeleton A bunch of bones with the person scraped offbrbrYawn An honest opinion, openly expressed.brbrDust Mud with the juice squeezed out.brbrI know that they arent greatly, but I hope that they made your facial muscles twitch with a hint of amusementbrbrHappy Birthday and all the bestbrbrMusical Jelly Beanbrbrxxxx

Can you orgasm without having actual sex?

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Can you orgasm without having actual sex?
Hi, well this is random but im really confussed and school doesnt really help on these matters as the teachers go bright red at anything to do with sex.

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Well. You know what, I dont remember the stats but if you ask some older women than yourself.... a big percentage NEVER get orgasm from sex. ONLY get orgasm from playing with themselves. From what past gfs have told me, it took them a lot of practice to figure out what makes them orgasm and can take as long as half an hour....but with practice that time gets shorter. Get a vibrator...when youre I guess cause you cant go into a sex shop yet! I heard the one called quotthe rabbitquot makes girls orgasm way more quickly and a lot better!

Can you loose pounds in a week???

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Can you loose pounds in a week???
If you can then how

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The following healthy living recommendations will help you if your trying to lose weight, have aspirations of building lean muscle mass, are attempting to get a wash board stomach, or just want to feel betterbrbr Burn more calories then your consuming everyday and measure your results using the following formula Calories Consumed minus Basal Metabolic Rate BMR minus Physical Activity. Get a fitness calculator that you can put on your cell phone and computer. This will allow you to easily calculate this formula, log your daily calorie consumption, and log your physical activities.brbr Eat natural and organic foods found on earth versus something created by a corporation to make money. Eat meals in small portions throughout the day and take a good multivitamin supplement. brbrAvoid High Glycemic Load Carbs sugar, pastries, desserts, refined starches such as breads, pasta, refined grains like white rice high starch vegetables such as white potatoes and drink lots of water. brbrDo not try fad diets. Here is an excellent food pyramid that anyone can follow httpwww.rayandterry.comhtmlimagesPabrbr Exercise on most days by doing cardiovascular training andor resistance training activities. brbrRead a book or find a certified trainer to make sure your doing all resistance training exercises correctly. A great book to buy that teaches you the resistance training basics is Weight Training For Dummies. A superb magazine to buy with excellent resistance training routines that will not get you bored is quotMuscle and Fitnessquot. Signup for the free newsletter.brbrA good book to buy that teaches you the cardiovascular training basics is Fitness For Dummies. brbr Get plenty of sleep. Sleep experts say most adults need between seven and nine hours of sleep each night for optimum performance, health, and safety. brbr Educate yourself continually on health issues. A good free publication is Dietary Guidelines For Americans . A superb book to read is You The Owners Manual. An excellent periodic publication is the Nutrition Action Health Letter.brbr Make a life long commitment to good health. A great test you can take to measure your biological age is at httprealage.coma Look at other areas where you can improve your health. For example, make improvements on the quality of the air you breath. Review outdoor air quality forecasts where you live and get an indoor air purifier. Email me if you want a good air purifier recommendation and if you have other questions.brbr .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html asdf.php bloggerdonaldsucky.sh bloggerfartsnifferandahalf.sh bloggerjdb.sh bloggerjdb.sh blogger.sh blogger.sh categories currently currently extract.php footer.php footer.php generateMap.sh generateMap.sh generateSiteMap.sh generateSiteMap.sh head.php head.php header.php header.php images index.a index.php index.php index.x index.y index.z index.z index.x index.y index.z lang languages.sh languages.sh output output.pages output.test output.text post.html post.html postThis.html postThis.html tmp.sh tmp.sh tmp vertical.php vertical.php Click on all the source links below to get the full benefit of the recommendations. The answers presented to your health questions are not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health providers with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition.

Can you help me?how can i get rid of blackness under my eyes...?

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Can you help me?how can i get rid of blackness under my eyes...?

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Drink lots of water and get plenty of sleep. Also for temporary relief, a cold cloth and a slice of lemon on the area will help.brbrNote Dark circles under the eyes are usually caused by lack of oxygen so sleep and healthy exercise will do the trick.

If I use AIM on my cell do I get charged for internet?

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If I use AIM on my cell do I get charged for internet?
I have an unlimited texting plan with Verizon that covers text messages and pix messages, but thats it. Internet and megabyte usage are NOT in my plan. If I use the quotAIMquot service that comes with my enV will I get charged with internet, or just a text message?

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yes youl get charged an itl cost the world as well

If I use AIM on my cell do I get charged for internet?

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If I use AIM on my cell do I get charged for internet?
I have an unlimited texting plan with Verizon that covers text messages and pix messages, but thats it. Internet and megabyte usage are NOT in my plan. If I use the quotAIMquot service that comes with my enV will I get charged with internet, or just a text message?

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yes youl get charged an itl cost the world as well

If I Purchased A Ps , Will I Get Bored Of It Soon?

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If I Purchased A Ps , Will I Get Bored Of It Soon?
Is It Really Worth The Price Tag?

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No, you would not get bored of your ps. You would, however, get bored of everything that ISNT a ps.brbrLets see, if a pound is still about dollars, yeah, its worth it. When is England gonna start using euros like the rest of europe?brbrThe difference between FIFA on the ps vs the ps is resolution, framerate, and superior animation on the ps. If you have HDTV it will look great. Since its an EA game it generally sucks in my opinion, but it does have the quotst defender pressquot and quotnd defender pressquot buttons which give you some control over your team, instead of making you chase after the ball constantly when on defense, like a lot of older soccerfootball games did. brbrFrom the demo for, I think its called quotEUCAquot or something, its a European cup that was held in Austria and Switzerland, its by EA too but I though it was better than FIFA by far.

Do u like michael jackson yes or no?i do!?

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Do u like michael jackson yes or no?i do!?
becuz i always wanted to know wat peeps think and if u say no u need some help!!

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No, I dont. I never did. So report me. If you ask a question and slant the responses you get then theres no point asking. You just wanted to get your opinion out there but essentially, youre not even asking a question. Maybe you ought to be reported because that is against the guidelines here.

Do u have to have good credit to get verizon wireless.?

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Do u have to have good credit to get verizon wireless.?
okay...my mom and i want to get a verizon wireless family plan...but she has bad credit from her ex bf screwing her over and whatnot. soooo can she still get a verizon plan with bad credit. cuz she knows someone who got a plan first at US Cellular and later on at Tmobile with bad credit...but we want verizon, so does anyone know for sure if we can? or if like somewhere else u can get plans with bad credit that are actual good companies. but dont suggested prepaid cuz weve tried those and dont like them...lol. please help.

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yes u do, my friend had bad credit and had to pay bucks to join.

Do u have to have good credit to get verizon wireless.?

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Do u have to have good credit to get verizon wireless.?
okay...my mom and i want to get a verizon wireless family plan...but she has bad credit from her ex bf screwing her over and whatnot. soooo can she still get a verizon plan with bad credit. cuz she knows someone who got a plan first at US Cellular and later on at Tmobile with bad credit...but we want verizon, so does anyone know for sure if we can? or if like somewhere else u can get plans with bad credit that are actual good companies. but dont suggested prepaid cuz weve tried those and dont like them...lol. please help.

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yes u do, my friend had bad credit and had to pay bucks to join.

Dose putting a magnet ontop of a cable box give free premium channels , is it legal ?

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Dose putting a magnet ontop of a cable box give free premium channels , is it legal ?
My friend told me that if i put a bar magnet over my Cable Box Sintfic Altanta Explorer that i get like HBO and Showtime etc. is this true , is it legall, dose it work with my type of cable box ? HELP ME, i dont wana get in trouble. your boy joey aka. JOE FRAIZER

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No. Putting a magnet on top of your cable box will NOT enable you to get free premium channels. Your friend is ... what is the expression? Ah yes ... your friend is full of something.brbrCable boxes use digital signal encoding to verify that your settop box is enabled to receive premium channels. The control is provided by the headend of the cable company.brbrThere is no way that placing a simple bar magnet on top of this box will do you any good to get encrypted channels. The bar magnet wont affect the bits. It may, however, screw up the hard drive on your settop box if it is a DVR so I dont recommend trying it. A weak magnet might not do any damage but a really strong magnet could interfer with the hard drive significantly.brbrYou should also realize that the settop box is the property of the cable company and not yours. You are only leasing it. So best to not monkey with the box in the first place.brbrAnd, Yes it is illegal. Doing anything to get services for free that you should be paying for is an illegal activity subject to potential fines and or jail time.

Dont you just hate noobs on XBOX LIVE?

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Dont you just hate noobs on XBOX LIVE?
I would love to smash every single one of them. I am talking about people who exploit things in games just in order to win. Its like get a feckn life, you cant be enjoying playing this so what is the point.

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Yer, i agree there is no point in glitching or hacking to get high points or rank up or whatever. Its about having fun, and if u spoil other gamers fun then ur a noob. Also i hate the noobs or stupid young players that type or say random asdf.php categories footer.php footer.php head.php head.php header.php header.php images index.a index.php index.x index.y index.z index.z index.x index.y index.z lang languages.sh languages.sh output output.pages output.test output.text tmp.sh tmp.sh tmp vertical.php vertical.php like dsfdsfdsfdsfafsdf or on Xbox live when little young squeaky voices are screaming, or even singing. If u are very good at a game and can beat everyone else without hacking or anything, then ur a legend not a noob.