Can you wish me a Happy Birthday please?

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Can you wish me a Happy Birthday please?
I made it! Im on th November tomorrow I was diagnosed with Aliens in my plumbing Bowel Cancer in and had months of chemo after op, then it came back and was discovered in both my lungs and my liver in September so I had another months of chemo, and now Ive just started another months of chemo. Im not fussed about the cancer, its a nuisance and in the way. My avatar says it all. I usually get about birthday cards, so this year it would be good to get here some can be jokes because were heavily into Tumour Humour in this household. But the main reason for this request is to make you all aware of the fact the Bowel Cancer may not have any symptoms I was Stage when I was diagnosed so get informed and go to Cancerbackup.org.uk they have a nurse you can e.mail if you are unsure or want advice, or Cancer Research UK or www.bowelcanceruk.org.uk they have a nurse you can speak to for advice if you are unsure no charge Best Wishes

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!brbrCongratulations on your fight against cancer, you sound like a very determined person!!brbrIm not particularly funny, but here are some comments that my friends likebrbrI saw six people beating up my headteacher Im in sixth form, and my mother asked me if I was going to help. I said quotNo. Six should be enough!quotbrbrPlan to be spontaneous tomorrow.brbrI was the kid next doors imaginary friendbrbrWhy has noone ever bothered to calculate the speed of dark?brbrSkeleton A bunch of bones with the person scraped offbrbrYawn An honest opinion, openly expressed.brbrDust Mud with the juice squeezed out.brbrI know that they arent greatly, but I hope that they made your facial muscles twitch with a hint of amusementbrbrHappy Birthday and all the bestbrbrMusical Jelly Beanbrbrxxxx

Can you wear a tampon inside a swimming pool?

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Can you wear a tampon inside a swimming pool?
because my mum doesnt know if u can or not and i think u can cuz i have read it somewhere in a magazine.

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Tampons can be worn while swimming, but so can other things like some types of pads like cloth pads, period belts or padded panties, you can also use sponges, softcups or menstrual cups. brbrMenstrual cups are actually much better than tampons as they are safer and cleaner, they are inserted into your vagina like a tampon but they can be left in for up to hours safely and without leaking, they are better for swimming because they dont absorb pool water which can be uncomfortable, increase cramping caused by tampons further and cause leaking if you use tampons you need to change before and after swimming to avoid leaking. brbrhttpwww.divacup.coma Example of menstrual cupbrhttpwww.softcups.coma Example of softcupsbrhttpwww.lunapads.coma Example of cloth padsbrhttpwww.reddyspads.coma Example of period beltsbrhttpwww.lunapads.comdepartment.aspx?a Example of padded pantiesbrhttpwww.jadeandpearl.coma Example of spongesbrbrHey, your mum doesnt know but then neither do you, a lot of women dont know much about menstrual options because the way our society makes women feel about that area of their body means they get embarrassed so dont talk about it and it doesnt occur to them to learn more themselves.

Can your parents find out if you have had sex?

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Can your parents find out if you have had sex?
my friend called me and asked this because she did and now she is so scared if they find out because she is only !

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mothers have a th sense ,,,,they know all

Can you loose your virginity to tampons?

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Can you loose your virginity to tampons?
i got my period in grade . none of my friends had it, but now they do. they all use tampons but im afraid that i will loose my virginity if i use them. is it possible?

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You can quotpop your cherryquot break the Hymen but NOT lose your virginity

If ive never played a COD game is WaW a good starting point, ps?

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If ive never played a COD game is WaW a good starting point, ps?
well, i want a ps fps, but i dont know to much about COD

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Since the Playstation doesnt utilize Multiplayer very well, its best you focus on Singleplayer. World at War is great, especially if you like the World War timeline, but its not the best game to start at since they hardly give you a tutorial. They pretty much expect you to have played Call of Duty .brbrThe best Singleplayer Call of Duty in my opinion is Modern Warfare . It teaches and trains you for a few minutes in the beginning. Sure, you dodge bullets and survive shots to the head, but theres a reasonable storyline. Which most Call of Dutys strangely lack of. It even has a sequel Modern Warfare , which allows you to play even further into the storyline. However, the second game doesnt have a satisfying ending, so if you are on a limited budget, just get Modern Warfare .

If ive never played a COD game is WaW a good starting point, ps?

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If ive never played a COD game is WaW a good starting point, ps?
well, i want a ps fps, but i dont know to much about COD

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Since the Playstation doesnt utilize Multiplayer very well, its best you focus on Singleplayer. World at War is great, especially if you like the World War timeline, but its not the best game to start at since they hardly give you a tutorial. They pretty much expect you to have played Call of Duty .brbrThe best Singleplayer Call of Duty in my opinion is Modern Warfare . It teaches and trains you for a few minutes in the beginning. Sure, you dodge bullets and survive shots to the head, but theres a reasonable storyline. Which most Call of Dutys strangely lack of. It even has a sequel Modern Warfare , which allows you to play even further into the storyline. However, the second game doesnt have a satisfying ending, so if you are on a limited budget, just get Modern Warfare .

If I put my SIM card in an unlocked phone will I still have my phone and all of my contacts?

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If I put my SIM card in an unlocked phone will I still have my phone and all of my contacts?
I am thinking of getting an unlocked phone. I have never done this before and just am curious how it works.

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your phone number will be the same because it is tied to your sim card. as for your contacts, well that depends on whether they are saved onto your sim or in your phone. if the phone is not too old, there should be an option in there for you to transfer all your contacts from the phone to your sim, thus when you put it into the new phone, they will be there.brif its a really old phone that doesnt have this option, they you may need to manually input the contacts into your new phone.

If I leave my batteries in the charger all day will I explode?

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If I leave my batteries in the charger all day will I explode?
I want to go out and leave my batteries on charge it says on the leaflet they will be fully charged in hours but I want to go out for hours. Will they explode or will anything bad happen?

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Rechargeable batteries lose their effiency for storing power over time, so leaving them charging when they are fully charged will maintain the reduction in their efficiency. Nothing will blow up, but you should try to keep an eye on these things whenever you can better for you and better for the environment if you dont leave things switched on needlessly.

Dose a tenyear old need a cell phone?

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Dose a tenyear old need a cell phone?

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I have a yo. and no, they dont need a cell phone for the simple fact that they have no one to call. Everywhere they go i take them so that rules out calling me or their father. Its just a crazy idea the phone companies came up with.

Do restaurants have caller ID?

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Do restaurants have caller ID?
I prank called Pizza Hut last night, LOL and they told me they had my number, so I hung up quickly.

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Most restraunts and most businesses have caller id now a days. Places that have delivery always has it so they can check out the person a bit. When they ask for a phone number they can be sure that the person who is calling says the same number they are calling from or be suspected of praking or doing something stupid. brbrThey will also keep all numbers on file for pranks. If you call one more time they can file a report against the phone number you are using and that will go to the phone company and your phone company can decide to cut off your service for it. brbrIn todays world, pranking by phone is about the stupidest thing you can do!

Do mobile phone companies recycle phone numbers?

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Do mobile phone companies recycle phone numbers?
I changed my number a couple of years ago, but I was sitting around yesterday doing not very much and decided to call my old phone... and someone answered! And I also had my ols sim in front of me!

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prior to number porting...carriers had thier own set of numbers that they used, when a subscriber left, that number would sit inactive for a preiod of time...this was usually a year, but as demand for numbers, increased the time they waited did. so, after a while the deactivated number would be thrown back into the pool of available numbers to be reassigned again.brbrin the prepaid world, this usually happens because people dont realize they can sometimes transfer a prepaid number, and under FCC regulation, the carrier is required to allow it, but people dont...so the numbers are usually put back into the pool much faster. turn around on prepaid numbers is usually around weeks...with the exception of cingulars gophone, which acts so much like a contract service the only thing that doesnt get done is caller ID name assignment.