Can you wish me a Happy Birthday please?

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Can you wish me a Happy Birthday please?
I made it! Im on th November tomorrow I was diagnosed with Aliens in my plumbing Bowel Cancer in and had months of chemo after op, then it came back and was discovered in both my lungs and my liver in September so I had another months of chemo, and now Ive just started another months of chemo. Im not fussed about the cancer, its a nuisance and in the way. My avatar says it all. I usually get about birthday cards, so this year it would be good to get here some can be jokes because were heavily into Tumour Humour in this household. But the main reason for this request is to make you all aware of the fact the Bowel Cancer may not have any symptoms I was Stage when I was diagnosed so get informed and go to Cancerbackup.org.uk they have a nurse you can e.mail if you are unsure or want advice, or Cancer Research UK or www.bowelcanceruk.org.uk they have a nurse you can speak to for advice if you are unsure no charge Best Wishes

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!brbrCongratulations on your fight against cancer, you sound like a very determined person!!brbrIm not particularly funny, but here are some comments that my friends likebrbrI saw six people beating up my headteacher Im in sixth form, and my mother asked me if I was going to help. I said quotNo. Six should be enough!quotbrbrPlan to be spontaneous tomorrow.brbrI was the kid next doors imaginary friendbrbrWhy has noone ever bothered to calculate the speed of dark?brbrSkeleton A bunch of bones with the person scraped offbrbrYawn An honest opinion, openly expressed.brbrDust Mud with the juice squeezed out.brbrI know that they arent greatly, but I hope that they made your facial muscles twitch with a hint of amusementbrbrHappy Birthday and all the bestbrbrMusical Jelly Beanbrbrxxxx

Can you wear a tampon inside a swimming pool?

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Can you wear a tampon inside a swimming pool?
because my mum doesnt know if u can or not and i think u can cuz i have read it somewhere in a magazine.

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Tampons can be worn while swimming, but so can other things like some types of pads like cloth pads, period belts or padded panties, you can also use sponges, softcups or menstrual cups. brbrMenstrual cups are actually much better than tampons as they are safer and cleaner, they are inserted into your vagina like a tampon but they can be left in for up to hours safely and without leaking, they are better for swimming because they dont absorb pool water which can be uncomfortable, increase cramping caused by tampons further and cause leaking if you use tampons you need to change before and after swimming to avoid leaking. brbrhttpwww.divacup.coma Example of menstrual cupbrhttpwww.softcups.coma Example of softcupsbrhttpwww.lunapads.coma Example of cloth padsbrhttpwww.reddyspads.coma Example of period beltsbrhttpwww.lunapads.comdepartment.aspx?a Example of padded pantiesbrhttpwww.jadeandpearl.coma Example of spongesbrbrHey, your mum doesnt know but then neither do you, a lot of women dont know much about menstrual options because the way our society makes women feel about that area of their body means they get embarrassed so dont talk about it and it doesnt occur to them to learn more themselves.

Can you tell me if i can lose weight by doing this?

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Can you tell me if i can lose weight by doing this?
Okay so im years old and i really want to lose weight.

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Not enough information.... but you wouldnt be eating enough....brbrwhy not try brbrbreakfast milk, oatmeal and piece of fruitbrmidmorning milk and fruitbrlunch turkey on whole grain bread with cottage cheesebrmidafternoon protein barbrdinner baked or grilled chicken and shrimp with grilled veggies brdessert a Kashi cookie or frozen fruit barbrbrbrcouldnt tell you how much you would lose... but eating properly and exercising you should lose a couple of pounds or so a week.

Can you tell a stranger your most random thoughts?

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Can you tell a stranger your most random thoughts?
I am curious to know what other people are thinking about. I want to know anything you can tell me, whether it is your secrets or something that bothers you or anything that makes you happy. Dont worry about trying to impress an audience, I just want to know if anyone will just write their most random thoughts for me even if it makes absolutely no sense. Please tell me whats on your mind right now.

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Okay, I will tell u only one of my deepest, darkest secrets...brI try to live a normal life and give the impression that I have got it all together, when really I am a pain pill addict... I just keep it hidden...brbrSometimes it make u feel better to get things off your chest..brthanks for listening.

Can you swim when your on your period?

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Can you swim when your on your period?
cuz yea i need to know before tomorrow!

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you guys are wrongbrbrWater stops your period temporarily so no its not un hygenic. She can swim with a tampon in too

Can you snort coffee grounds for a caffeine rush...?

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Can you snort coffee grounds for a caffeine rush...?
by doing lines of coffee grounds....

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You dont know beans about coffee. Dont be a drip. Perk up your ears and listen to others. Otherwise, just can it. Get high on coffee could be grounds for arrest. Put a lid on it. Try to filter out all of this nonsense. Getting a caffeine rush could keep you up for days, and you might wind up tired with tea bags under your eyes. Dont wind up like the dairy cow breeder who became so obsessed with his work that he became a calf fiend.

Can you sleep with tampons???

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Can you sleep with tampons???
i know it says you can use a tampon for hours. but is it ok to sleep with one?? i hate using pads so some advice would be good. thankx

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I always use a tampon and a pad when i go to bed.....as long as u take it out before hours is up and if you dont.......dont freak out..........the chances of getting toxic shock syndrome is very rear!!!

Can you sleep with contacts?

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Can you sleep with contacts?
is it bad for you?

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You can but its unhealthy and not recommended.

Can you safely drink pee?

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Can you safely drink pee?
I just made a bet with a friend, and they think that it isnt safe to drink pee, but I heard that pee is sterile and safe to drink assuming youare disease free. Isnt it true that you can drink pee safely?

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The short answer Yes.brbrSome background info quotContrary to popular belief, urine is actually a byproduct of blood filtration and not waste filtration. Medically, it is referred to as plasma ultrafiltrate. brbrIt is a purified derivative of the blood itself, made by the kidneys whose principal function is regulation of all the elements and their concentrations in the blood. brbrNutrientfilled blood passes through the liver where toxins are removed to be excreted as solid waste. Eventually, this purified blood undergoes a more extensive filtering process in the kidneys, where excess components not usable at that time by the body are collected in the form of the sterile, watery solution that is urine.brbr Far from being harmful, urine contains known healing agents. Clinical studies have proven that the thousands of critical body chemicals and nutrients that end up in urine reflect the individual bodys functions. When reutilized, these chemicals and nutrients act as natural vaccines, antibacterial, antiviral and anticarcinogenic agents as well as hormone balancers and allergy relievers.quot

Can your man do what mine can??

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Can your man do what mine can??
i got a new bloke and he is able to ejaculate and carry on having sex until he comes again, then carries on some more then comes again. he doesnt believe that i have never had a bloke do that before is this common or have i just been missing out

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If hes not , or not on viagra, hes a blessed freak of nature

Can you read this?

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Can you read this?
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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yea i can read it and the reason why is because a person who can read when they read something printed there mind turns into an automatic word finder and sees the word for what it is

Can you quotundoquot Type diabetes?

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Can you quotundoquot Type diabetes?
Once a person has Type diabetes, does she have it for the rest of hisher life, or is it something that can go away through treatment and diet?

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Type diabetes generally only occurs after the age of forty. This occurs when your pancreas is producing little to no insulin or your body isnt using the insulin properly. It cant be cured, but it can be treated with diet, exercise, and most of the time medication is required.

Can you please give me some tips to save money?

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Can you please give me some tips to save money?
I use to buy and collect clothes, books, dvds, cds etc. When I get tired of them I just throw them away. Is this normal? Does anyone do the same thing? Please advice me.

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. Make a list of the things you need.br. Carry a limited amount of cash. No credit cards!!br. Put a picture of something that means alot to you or something thatyoure saving up for, like on the fridge or IN the fridge or on the cover of your wallet. Believe me, this works. br. Put your extra money in a savings account that you can access only through the year. br. Take your extra stuff to a place that will give you money for stuff thats in good condition. In South Carolina, its called Platos Closet. Or, take them to Goodwill or give them to a charity that shipps clothes and other stuff overseas to thirdworld countries.

Can you motivate me to quit smoking weed?

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Can you motivate me to quit smoking weed?
i think its making me more dumb and slowing me down and just wasting my time. i think i am developing an addiction. i want to stop.

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It is addicting,those who say it isnt are lying to themselves.Many a person has ended up in drug treatment to kick pot trust me.My worst horror story is my brother in law who smoked it for years,one day he had a seizure while driving and lost his car,license to drive,almost cost another person their life,lost his job because he had to drive to keep it.They say he can get his license back if he stays seizure free for year.Unfortunately he has one every couple of months.It is caused by lack of healthy brain cells.He fried them all smoking dope.

Can you make periods shorter?

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Can you make periods shorter?
is there anyway you can make your period shorterlast less?

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I have heard massaging your lower belly area helps, but who knows if it actually works!

Can you lose weight without exeercising?

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Can you lose weight without exeercising?

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You can, but it takes much longer. And you really have to watch what you eat.

Can you lose a tampon in your vagina, how do you retrieve it?

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Can you lose a tampon in your vagina, how do you retrieve it?

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Im not sure on what to tell you on the retrieval of it other than going to the ER ...but in all cases, you are going to want to get it out even if it means an embarrassing trip to the doctors...if left in place, it can cause infection and possibly TSS toxic shock syndrome which is a systemic infection that can be fatal.brbrHave a blessed amp Merry Christmas

Can you loose your virginity to tampons?

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Can you loose your virginity to tampons?
i got my period in grade . none of my friends had it, but now they do. they all use tampons but im afraid that i will loose my virginity if i use them. is it possible?

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You can quotpop your cherryquot break the Hymen but NOT lose your virginity

Can you loose pounds in a week???

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Can you loose pounds in a week???
If you can then how

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The following healthy living recommendations will help you if your trying to lose weight, have aspirations of building lean muscle mass, are attempting to get a wash board stomach, or just want to feel betterbrbr Burn more calories then your consuming everyday and measure your results using the following formula Calories Consumed minus Basal Metabolic Rate BMR minus Physical Activity. Get a fitness calculator that you can put on your cell phone and computer. This will allow you to easily calculate this formula, log your daily calorie consumption, and log your physical activities.brbr Eat natural and organic foods found on earth versus something created by a corporation to make money. Eat meals in small portions throughout the day and take a good multivitamin supplement. brbrAvoid High Glycemic Load Carbs sugar, pastries, desserts, refined starches such as breads, pasta, refined grains like white rice high starch vegetables such as white potatoes and drink lots of water. brbrDo not try fad diets. Here is an excellent food pyramid that anyone can follow httpwww.rayandterry.comhtmlimagesPabrbr Exercise on most days by doing cardiovascular training andor resistance training activities. brbrRead a book or find a certified trainer to make sure your doing all resistance training exercises correctly. A great book to buy that teaches you the resistance training basics is Weight Training For Dummies. A superb magazine to buy with excellent resistance training routines that will not get you bored is quotMuscle and Fitnessquot. Signup for the free newsletter.brbrA good book to buy that teaches you the cardiovascular training basics is Fitness For Dummies. brbr Get plenty of sleep. Sleep experts say most adults need between seven and nine hours of sleep each night for optimum performance, health, and safety. brbr Educate yourself continually on health issues. A good free publication is Dietary Guidelines For Americans . A superb book to read is You The Owners Manual. An excellent periodic publication is the Nutrition Action Health Letter.brbr Make a life long commitment to good health. A great test you can take to measure your biological age is at httprealage.coma Look at other areas where you can improve your health. For example, make improvements on the quality of the air you breath. Review outdoor air quality forecasts where you live and get an indoor air purifier. Email me if you want a good air purifier recommendation and if you have other questions.brbr .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html .html asdf.php bloggerdonaldsucky.sh bloggerfartsnifferandahalf.sh bloggerjdb.sh bloggerjdb.sh blogger.sh blogger.sh categories currently currently extract.php footer.php footer.php generateMap.sh generateMap.sh generateSiteMap.sh generateSiteMap.sh head.php head.php header.php header.php images index.a index.php index.php index.x index.y index.z index.z index.x index.y index.z lang languages.sh languages.sh output output.pages output.test output.text post.html post.html postThis.html postThis.html tmp.sh tmp.sh tmp vertical.php vertical.php Click on all the source links below to get the full benefit of the recommendations. The answers presented to your health questions are not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health providers with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition.

Can you live without food but just water?

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Can you live without food but just water?

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can you?