Can you wish me a Happy Birthday please?

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Can you wish me a Happy Birthday please?
I made it! Im on th November tomorrow I was diagnosed with Aliens in my plumbing Bowel Cancer in and had months of chemo after op, then it came back and was discovered in both my lungs and my liver in September so I had another months of chemo, and now Ive just started another months of chemo. Im not fussed about the cancer, its a nuisance and in the way. My avatar says it all. I usually get about birthday cards, so this year it would be good to get here some can be jokes because were heavily into Tumour Humour in this household. But the main reason for this request is to make you all aware of the fact the Bowel Cancer may not have any symptoms I was Stage when I was diagnosed so get informed and go to Cancerbackup.org.uk they have a nurse you can e.mail if you are unsure or want advice, or Cancer Research UK or www.bowelcanceruk.org.uk they have a nurse you can speak to for advice if you are unsure no charge Best Wishes

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!brbrCongratulations on your fight against cancer, you sound like a very determined person!!brbrIm not particularly funny, but here are some comments that my friends likebrbrI saw six people beating up my headteacher Im in sixth form, and my mother asked me if I was going to help. I said quotNo. Six should be enough!quotbrbrPlan to be spontaneous tomorrow.brbrI was the kid next doors imaginary friendbrbrWhy has noone ever bothered to calculate the speed of dark?brbrSkeleton A bunch of bones with the person scraped offbrbrYawn An honest opinion, openly expressed.brbrDust Mud with the juice squeezed out.brbrI know that they arent greatly, but I hope that they made your facial muscles twitch with a hint of amusementbrbrHappy Birthday and all the bestbrbrMusical Jelly Beanbrbrxxxx

Can you wear a tampon in the pool???

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Can you wear a tampon in the pool???

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Yeah, thats one of the main advantages of tampons. I wouldnt reccomend using pads in a pool.

Can you wear a tampon inside a swimming pool?

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Can you wear a tampon inside a swimming pool?
because my mum doesnt know if u can or not and i think u can cuz i have read it somewhere in a magazine.

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Tampons can be worn while swimming, but so can other things like some types of pads like cloth pads, period belts or padded panties, you can also use sponges, softcups or menstrual cups. brbrMenstrual cups are actually much better than tampons as they are safer and cleaner, they are inserted into your vagina like a tampon but they can be left in for up to hours safely and without leaking, they are better for swimming because they dont absorb pool water which can be uncomfortable, increase cramping caused by tampons further and cause leaking if you use tampons you need to change before and after swimming to avoid leaking. brbrhttpwww.divacup.coma Example of menstrual cupbrhttpwww.softcups.coma Example of softcupsbrhttpwww.lunapads.coma Example of cloth padsbrhttpwww.reddyspads.coma Example of period beltsbrhttpwww.lunapads.comdepartment.aspx?a Example of padded pantiesbrhttpwww.jadeandpearl.coma Example of spongesbrbrHey, your mum doesnt know but then neither do you, a lot of women dont know much about menstrual options because the way our society makes women feel about that area of their body means they get embarrassed so dont talk about it and it doesnt occur to them to learn more themselves.

Can you use a tampon if your a virgin?

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Can you use a tampon if your a virgin?

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Of course, you cant even feel a tampon because they are so slender.

Can you tickle your own belly button?

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Can you tickle your own belly button?

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umm...sure

CAn you tell me your age,height, and weight, Plz?

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CAn you tell me your age,height, and weight, Plz?

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, , lbs... i am what u call voluptuous

Can you tell me if im fat please?

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Can you tell me if im fat please?
i weigh

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No I dont believe that qualifies as quotfatquot but it also depends on if youre healthy or not. Are you getting the nutrients you need and exercising regularly?