Can you wish me a Happy Birthday please?

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Can you wish me a Happy Birthday please?
I made it! Im on th November tomorrow I was diagnosed with Aliens in my plumbing Bowel Cancer in and had months of chemo after op, then it came back and was discovered in both my lungs and my liver in September so I had another months of chemo, and now Ive just started another months of chemo. Im not fussed about the cancer, its a nuisance and in the way. My avatar says it all. I usually get about birthday cards, so this year it would be good to get here some can be jokes because were heavily into Tumour Humour in this household. But the main reason for this request is to make you all aware of the fact the Bowel Cancer may not have any symptoms I was Stage when I was diagnosed so get informed and go to Cancerbackup.org.uk they have a nurse you can e.mail if you are unsure or want advice, or Cancer Research UK or www.bowelcanceruk.org.uk they have a nurse you can speak to for advice if you are unsure no charge Best Wishes

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!brbrCongratulations on your fight against cancer, you sound like a very determined person!!brbrIm not particularly funny, but here are some comments that my friends likebrbrI saw six people beating up my headteacher Im in sixth form, and my mother asked me if I was going to help. I said quotNo. Six should be enough!quotbrbrPlan to be spontaneous tomorrow.brbrI was the kid next doors imaginary friendbrbrWhy has noone ever bothered to calculate the speed of dark?brbrSkeleton A bunch of bones with the person scraped offbrbrYawn An honest opinion, openly expressed.brbrDust Mud with the juice squeezed out.brbrI know that they arent greatly, but I hope that they made your facial muscles twitch with a hint of amusementbrbrHappy Birthday and all the bestbrbrMusical Jelly Beanbrbrxxxx

Can you tell me if i can lose weight by doing this?

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Can you tell me if i can lose weight by doing this?
Okay so im years old and i really want to lose weight.

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Not enough information.... but you wouldnt be eating enough....brbrwhy not try brbrbreakfast milk, oatmeal and piece of fruitbrmidmorning milk and fruitbrlunch turkey on whole grain bread with cottage cheesebrmidafternoon protein barbrdinner baked or grilled chicken and shrimp with grilled veggies brdessert a Kashi cookie or frozen fruit barbrbrbrcouldnt tell you how much you would lose... but eating properly and exercising you should lose a couple of pounds or so a week.

Can your man do what mine can??

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Can your man do what mine can??
i got a new bloke and he is able to ejaculate and carry on having sex until he comes again, then carries on some more then comes again. he doesnt believe that i have never had a bloke do that before is this common or have i just been missing out

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If hes not , or not on viagra, hes a blessed freak of nature

If Limewire is illegal to download from then why hasnt it been shut down?

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If Limewire is illegal to download from then why hasnt it been shut down?

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Sharing on Limewire is for some reason not policed or is not illegal.

If i wash my ipod in the washer on accident, will it turn back on???

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If i wash my ipod in the washer on accident, will it turn back on???
i have a second generation ipod nano pink i left it in my jacket pocket and my mom clean my room and washed it and idk weither i have to use my warranty and get a new one or not because all my songs are on this one!!!!!

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. it probably wont turn on but if I were you Id try and dry it out for a few days before trying.brbr. water damage is NOT covered by warranty and warranty centers will KNOW if there is water damage. They have seen it all.

If i wash my ipod in the washer on accident, will it turn back on???

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If i wash my ipod in the washer on accident, will it turn back on???
i have a second generation ipod nano pink i left it in my jacket pocket and my mom clean my room and washed it and idk weither i have to use my warranty and get a new one or not because all my songs are on this one!!!!!

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. it probably wont turn on but if I were you Id try and dry it out for a few days before trying.brbr. water damage is NOT covered by warranty and warranty centers will KNOW if there is water damage. They have seen it all.

If I want to get a fast, reliable, strong laptop, that I can use for gaming and work what would you recommend?

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If I want to get a fast, reliable, strong laptop, that I can use for gaming and work what would you recommend?
I am and at senior school so I want a laptop the will be good for schoolwork, but It needs to have enought memory ram etc. so that it does not clog up and slow down once I store my music, videos, games etc. on it the problem is that my parents have given me a small price range no more than , which, when I need all these features may not be enough. it doesnt have to be strong but, knowing me, I will probably drop it or spill something on it and something like the quottoughbookquot from rock would be ideal if it wasnt so pricey. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS???!!!???

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DELL XPS Mbrbrhttpwww.euro.dell.comcontentproducabrbrrange , , ,,, now go configurebrbr. DVD writer i preferbr. Select Windows Media Centre as operating system, NOT Win XP home probr. PERFECT Ur Needs !br. Only minus is its a bit on heavier side, if its ok with u

If I not got any telephone line installed in my house and Im not in a cable area what are my choices?

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If I not got any telephone line installed in my house and Im not in a cable area what are my choices?
Is it just bt, do they have the monopoly?

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u can start of with bt and then change at a later date if there is no bt line in the property at the moment it will cost a . for the installtion and is a month term if u cancel with bt duringmonths cancellation charge....brif there is a bt line there at the moment no charge to reconnect month term and cancellation charge...brCALL THEM MORE INFO ON brmonsat .ampm

If I had to choose in between an xbox and a wii which one should I get?

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If I had to choose in between an xbox and a wii which one should I get?
Beacause I will be getting one here soon and I dont know wich is better.

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I answer your question with a questionbrbrWhat kind of games do you like?brbrThe Wii doesnt have as many games and online functionality as the Xbox but it is an interactive console Wii. Also, from my personal experience, the Wiis interactive controller idea gets old quick. I played the Wii with my cousin and after trying out all the Nintendo sports games, I have to tell you that I was not drawn into it. The Xbox on the other hand although it lack that interaction, it has a much larger library of games and a robust online multiplayer arena. You can play games against other gamers that are playing the same game as you provided you purchase an Xbox LIVE subscription and you have a broadband internet connection. I think its worth it since Ive had Xbox LIVE for over years now and I have not regretted getting it.brbrSo it comes down to what kinds of games you likebrbrOnline or interactive?

If I had to choose in between an xbox and a wii which one should I get?

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If I had to choose in between an xbox and a wii which one should I get?
Beacause I will be getting one here soon and I dont know wich is better.

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I answer your question with a questionbrbrWhat kind of games do you like?brbrThe Wii doesnt have as many games and online functionality as the Xbox but it is an interactive console Wii. Also, from my personal experience, the Wiis interactive controller idea gets old quick. I played the Wii with my cousin and after trying out all the Nintendo sports games, I have to tell you that I was not drawn into it. The Xbox on the other hand although it lack that interaction, it has a much larger library of games and a robust online multiplayer arena. You can play games against other gamers that are playing the same game as you provided you purchase an Xbox LIVE subscription and you have a broadband internet connection. I think its worth it since Ive had Xbox LIVE for over years now and I have not regretted getting it.brbrSo it comes down to what kinds of games you likebrbrOnline or interactive?

Do unreadunopened text message cost money?

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Do unreadunopened text message cost money?
People have been telling me that if we receive text on a cell phone but do not open it, it will not cost money. Is that true?

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I know that with verizon you dont charged unless theyre opened, same with tmobile, so if youre with one of them no it wont cost money others Im unsure of... but its only like cents generally if u dont have text plans... I mean opening one I dont think would be too big of a deal anyways...

Do unreadunopened text message cost money?

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Do unreadunopened text message cost money?
People have been telling me that if we receive text on a cell phone but do not open it, it will not cost money. Is that true?

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I know that with verizon you dont charged unless theyre opened, same with tmobile, so if youre with one of them no it wont cost money others Im unsure of... but its only like cents generally if u dont have text plans... I mean opening one I dont think would be too big of a deal anyways...

Do text messages show up on the bill?

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Do text messages show up on the bill?
I have ATampT and unlimited txts. Do the txts show up on the bill?

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Are you kidding? Imagine if you exchanged texts. How many pages of texts would that be? No, the content of the texts does not show up on the bill. It will most likely just show up on one small portion of the bill saying that texts were sentreceived. Or since you have unlimited, it may not say anything except UNLTD. brbrNow, if you conspire to kill someone or commit a crime via texting, the police can definitely get the content of your texts from the phone company. But if you are talking about nasty things with your boyfriendgirlfriend, your dad will not see them on the bill.

Dose putting a magnet ontop of a cable box give free premium channels , is it legal ?

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Dose putting a magnet ontop of a cable box give free premium channels , is it legal ?
My friend told me that if i put a bar magnet over my Cable Box Sintfic Altanta Explorer that i get like HBO and Showtime etc. is this true , is it legall, dose it work with my type of cable box ? HELP ME, i dont wana get in trouble. your boy joey aka. JOE FRAIZER

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No. Putting a magnet on top of your cable box will NOT enable you to get free premium channels. Your friend is ... what is the expression? Ah yes ... your friend is full of something.brbrCable boxes use digital signal encoding to verify that your settop box is enabled to receive premium channels. The control is provided by the headend of the cable company.brbrThere is no way that placing a simple bar magnet on top of this box will do you any good to get encrypted channels. The bar magnet wont affect the bits. It may, however, screw up the hard drive on your settop box if it is a DVR so I dont recommend trying it. A weak magnet might not do any damage but a really strong magnet could interfer with the hard drive significantly.brbrYou should also realize that the settop box is the property of the cable company and not yours. You are only leasing it. So best to not monkey with the box in the first place.brbrAnd, Yes it is illegal. Doing anything to get services for free that you should be paying for is an illegal activity subject to potential fines and or jail time.

Dont you love your Wii because i have a reason to love it?

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Dont you love your Wii because i have a reason to love it?
Ok if you dont know there is an awesome game called The Conduit which is a Wii exclusive and it have Ps graphics but the people who made it wanted it for the wii because the Ps and couldnt handle the High Voltage Quantum engine so yah the Wii have greater hardware capabilities then the Ps so are you glad to hear that

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The Conduits graphics arent even half as good as any PS or gamebrbrAnd seriously, stop going on about the Conduit, I know you might think it looks awesome, but stop saying its the quotgreatestquot game ever it hasnt even been released yet and youre already sayingbrbrCmon seriously, I have no problem with people being excited over a game, but stop saying that its quotTHE GREATEST SHOOTER EVER!!!!quotbrbrYou dont know whether or not its gonna be great, so kindly shut the hell up.brbrOh yea Communist, do you know how ignorant youre making yourself look?brbrLittleBigPlanet is NOT for kids, thats like saying Mario is for kids theyre for people of all agesbrbrPlus, its not the ONLY game the PS has, what about Resistance ? Socom Confrontation? And MAG? Not to mention the return of the God of War seriesbrbrYou obviously have never played a PS since all you want to name is LBP to try to make the PS look badbrbrGod, youll make up any bullsht to try to make the PS look bad