Can you wish me a Happy Birthday please?

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Can you wish me a Happy Birthday please?
I made it! Im on th November tomorrow I was diagnosed with Aliens in my plumbing Bowel Cancer in and had months of chemo after op, then it came back and was discovered in both my lungs and my liver in September so I had another months of chemo, and now Ive just started another months of chemo. Im not fussed about the cancer, its a nuisance and in the way. My avatar says it all. I usually get about birthday cards, so this year it would be good to get here some can be jokes because were heavily into Tumour Humour in this household. But the main reason for this request is to make you all aware of the fact the Bowel Cancer may not have any symptoms I was Stage when I was diagnosed so get informed and go to Cancerbackup.org.uk they have a nurse you can e.mail if you are unsure or want advice, or Cancer Research UK or www.bowelcanceruk.org.uk they have a nurse you can speak to for advice if you are unsure no charge Best Wishes

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!brbrCongratulations on your fight against cancer, you sound like a very determined person!!brbrIm not particularly funny, but here are some comments that my friends likebrbrI saw six people beating up my headteacher Im in sixth form, and my mother asked me if I was going to help. I said quotNo. Six should be enough!quotbrbrPlan to be spontaneous tomorrow.brbrI was the kid next doors imaginary friendbrbrWhy has noone ever bothered to calculate the speed of dark?brbrSkeleton A bunch of bones with the person scraped offbrbrYawn An honest opinion, openly expressed.brbrDust Mud with the juice squeezed out.brbrI know that they arent greatly, but I hope that they made your facial muscles twitch with a hint of amusementbrbrHappy Birthday and all the bestbrbrMusical Jelly Beanbrbrxxxx

Can you wear a tampon inside a swimming pool?

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Can you wear a tampon inside a swimming pool?
because my mum doesnt know if u can or not and i think u can cuz i have read it somewhere in a magazine.

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Tampons can be worn while swimming, but so can other things like some types of pads like cloth pads, period belts or padded panties, you can also use sponges, softcups or menstrual cups. brbrMenstrual cups are actually much better than tampons as they are safer and cleaner, they are inserted into your vagina like a tampon but they can be left in for up to hours safely and without leaking, they are better for swimming because they dont absorb pool water which can be uncomfortable, increase cramping caused by tampons further and cause leaking if you use tampons you need to change before and after swimming to avoid leaking. brbrhttpwww.divacup.coma Example of menstrual cupbrhttpwww.softcups.coma Example of softcupsbrhttpwww.lunapads.coma Example of cloth padsbrhttpwww.reddyspads.coma Example of period beltsbrhttpwww.lunapads.comdepartment.aspx?a Example of padded pantiesbrhttpwww.jadeandpearl.coma Example of spongesbrbrHey, your mum doesnt know but then neither do you, a lot of women dont know much about menstrual options because the way our society makes women feel about that area of their body means they get embarrassed so dont talk about it and it doesnt occur to them to learn more themselves.

Can you use a tampon if your a virgin?

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Can you use a tampon if your a virgin?

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Of course, you cant even feel a tampon because they are so slender.

Can you tell me if im fat please?

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Can you tell me if im fat please?
i weigh

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No I dont believe that qualifies as quotfatquot but it also depends on if youre healthy or not. Are you getting the nutrients you need and exercising regularly?

Can you tell me if i can lose weight by doing this?

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Can you tell me if i can lose weight by doing this?
Okay so im years old and i really want to lose weight.

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Not enough information.... but you wouldnt be eating enough....brbrwhy not try brbrbreakfast milk, oatmeal and piece of fruitbrmidmorning milk and fruitbrlunch turkey on whole grain bread with cottage cheesebrmidafternoon protein barbrdinner baked or grilled chicken and shrimp with grilled veggies brdessert a Kashi cookie or frozen fruit barbrbrbrcouldnt tell you how much you would lose... but eating properly and exercising you should lose a couple of pounds or so a week.

Can you tell a stranger your most random thoughts?

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Can you tell a stranger your most random thoughts?
I am curious to know what other people are thinking about. I want to know anything you can tell me, whether it is your secrets or something that bothers you or anything that makes you happy. Dont worry about trying to impress an audience, I just want to know if anyone will just write their most random thoughts for me even if it makes absolutely no sense. Please tell me whats on your mind right now.

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Okay, I will tell u only one of my deepest, darkest secrets...brI try to live a normal life and give the impression that I have got it all together, when really I am a pain pill addict... I just keep it hidden...brbrSometimes it make u feel better to get things off your chest..brthanks for listening.

Can you take a quick survey by answering yes or no to the following question?

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Can you take a quick survey by answering yes or no to the following question?
could you live without eating meat

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Yes.

Can you take a bath with a yeast infection?

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Can you take a bath with a yeast infection?
showers dont make me feel clean. its nothing like soaking

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I wouldnt recommend it.brWater is still the best liquid to take a bath with.brbrAnd I cant imagine, even using fragrant bath beads and bubble bath, that you could really feel clean afterward...

Can you swim when your on your period?

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Can you swim when your on your period?
cuz yea i need to know before tomorrow!

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you guys are wrongbrbrWater stops your period temporarily so no its not un hygenic. She can swim with a tampon in too

Can you still lose weight by eating foods like chocolate if you stay within your recommended calorie intake?

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Can you still lose weight by eating foods like chocolate if you stay within your recommended calorie intake?
I know that everyone is supposed to eat healthy, and I do most of the time but I was Just wondering if it was still possible to lose weight with some exercise even if you are eating foods such as Chocolate and sweets but staying under the recommended calorie guideline per day, or to lose weight must the calories come from healthy foods. Thanks

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Burn more calories than you consume and you will lose weight.brbrIts not rocket science.

Can you snort coffee grounds for a caffeine rush...?

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Can you snort coffee grounds for a caffeine rush...?
by doing lines of coffee grounds....

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You dont know beans about coffee. Dont be a drip. Perk up your ears and listen to others. Otherwise, just can it. Get high on coffee could be grounds for arrest. Put a lid on it. Try to filter out all of this nonsense. Getting a caffeine rush could keep you up for days, and you might wind up tired with tea bags under your eyes. Dont wind up like the dairy cow breeder who became so obsessed with his work that he became a calf fiend.

Can you sleep with tampons???

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Can you sleep with tampons???
i know it says you can use a tampon for hours. but is it ok to sleep with one?? i hate using pads so some advice would be good. thankx

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I always use a tampon and a pad when i go to bed.....as long as u take it out before hours is up and if you dont.......dont freak out..........the chances of getting toxic shock syndrome is very rear!!!

Can you sleep with contacts?

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Can you sleep with contacts?
is it bad for you?

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You can but its unhealthy and not recommended.

Can you say well done to me? I quit smoking weeks ago today and Im so proud of myself!!!!?

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Can you say well done to me? I quit smoking weeks ago today and Im so proud of myself!!!!?
Id love to get a record amount of quotanswersquot to my question so please tell me how wonderful I am for quitting smoking!!!! Thanks xxxxx

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excellent, well done you! i gave up weeks ago!! we rock

Can your period make you mean?

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Can your period make you mean?
if you are on it

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Yeah, especially if you try bossing me around!

Can you really go blind from jecking off to much?

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Can you really go blind from jecking off to much?

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Are you blind yet? That should tell you the answer.

Can you read this?

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Can you read this?
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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yea i can read it and the reason why is because a person who can read when they read something printed there mind turns into an automatic word finder and sees the word for what it is

Can you please give me some tips to save money?

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Can you please give me some tips to save money?
I use to buy and collect clothes, books, dvds, cds etc. When I get tired of them I just throw them away. Is this normal? Does anyone do the same thing? Please advice me.

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. Make a list of the things you need.br. Carry a limited amount of cash. No credit cards!!br. Put a picture of something that means alot to you or something thatyoure saving up for, like on the fridge or IN the fridge or on the cover of your wallet. Believe me, this works. br. Put your extra money in a savings account that you can access only through the year. br. Take your extra stuff to a place that will give you money for stuff thats in good condition. In South Carolina, its called Platos Closet. Or, take them to Goodwill or give them to a charity that shipps clothes and other stuff overseas to thirdworld countries.

Can you pee when you have a tampon in?!??!?!?

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Can you pee when you have a tampon in?!??!?!?

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??!!

Can you orgasm without having actual sex?

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Can you orgasm without having actual sex?
Hi, well this is random but im really confussed and school doesnt really help on these matters as the teachers go bright red at anything to do with sex.

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Well. You know what, I dont remember the stats but if you ask some older women than yourself.... a big percentage NEVER get orgasm from sex. ONLY get orgasm from playing with themselves. From what past gfs have told me, it took them a lot of practice to figure out what makes them orgasm and can take as long as half an hour....but with practice that time gets shorter. Get a vibrator...when youre I guess cause you cant go into a sex shop yet! I heard the one called quotthe rabbitquot makes girls orgasm way more quickly and a lot better!